University Etiquette Men the Fifth Protocol Surviving the Parent Company

Outclass the Competition
by Harold Almon

In life, you will learn four rules of management:

“Rule number one - Never Take Yourself Too Seriously.

Rule number two - Never Take Other People Too Seriously.

Rule number three - Never Let a SOB Know That You Know That He or She is a SOB.

Rule number four - Never Have a Pissing Contest with a
Skunk.”

These will make you desirable to almost everybody. Nevertheless, also learn the fifth protocol: what to do when you do have that pissing contest. Remember the remedies, tomato juice – (wash with it,) and time, (wait on it.) “Imperfect friends are better than perfect strangers.” These are things that someone really did mean to tell you.
(Besides that’s my son.)