Sunday, August 12, 2012

University Etiquette Leave Home Surviving the Parent Company


Outclass the Competition
by Harold Almon

Ultimately you will leave home, with or without cleaving to a spouse. Where possible take a vacuum cleaner. Leave on an up note. All else will be added unto you.

Home from the home you love 'must go, 'cannot pack your bags and then stay. To learn the things that you must know, (to learn the things you cannot ask, but need to know,) you have to go away.

Visit your homeland as you would a burial ground. Make it a beautiful place to remember, if not to stay around.

Pray: “God help our parents who, with love, try to disown what they cannot understand.”

Swerve, and curve, and crash, or learn to drive. Stumble, and fall, and die, or learn to live. Do not play dead before you have to.

You can always come back home, until you are really ready to leave. You knew that when you left. It would be nice if you brought back the vacuum cleaner, the kitchen appliances, and maybe some money. Strive to be reasonably happy.



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